I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
You don't make any sense
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I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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