I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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