Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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