i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Randomize
