Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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