Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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