I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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