I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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