I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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