Your dad touched me again.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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