A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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