Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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