Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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