Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I believe in your delicious
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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