I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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