ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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