Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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