I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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