i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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