no, he came in my armpit
In America we eat man semen.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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