I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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