Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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