sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
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