I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
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