your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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