Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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