And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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