So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
