Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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