If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I have post one night stand depression
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