you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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