And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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