so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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