It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
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