when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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