I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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