I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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