Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
