I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
