I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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