Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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