Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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