So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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