Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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