I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Randomize
