I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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