I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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