She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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