Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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