my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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