Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
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